Funny, when tourists
throw food into the bushes
to feed the cute squirrels
and after they've gone
out pops old rat
for his lunch
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I love you
like an Anglo-Saxon loves a wench
like buttocks love a bench
like the smell of brimstone goes with hell
like the touch of heaven on a new mind
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Etiquette
You've never respected me
said his mother
Yes I did, he replied,
I used to collect
Green Shield Stamps
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Haiku in the bath
I had 5 angels
A Christmas present to me
Just ate 2 of them